Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer is a character that is included on the floor Windows 1.0. When he says "Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? Don't answer", he teleports to the elevator and continues parodying Crazy Eddie.

Quotes

 * Yellowkey.png"How much do you think this advanced operating environment is worth?"
 * "Wait just one minute before you answer!"
 * "Watch Windows Intergrate Lotus 123 with Miami Vice!"
 * "Now we can take this Ferrari, and paste it right onto Windows Write."
 * "Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? Don't answer."
 * "Wait until you see Windows Write and Windows Paint, and to listen to what else you get it no extra charge."
 * "The MS-DOS executive, an appointment calendar, a cardfile, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a terminal printsboard RAM driver and can't you believe it?! Reversi!"
 * "That's right! All these features in reversi for all just.."
 * "How much did you guess? 500? A 1000? Even more?!"
 * "No, it's just 99 dollars!!!!!"
 * "That's right, it's 99 dollars! It's an incredible value, But it's true!"
 * "It's windows from Microsoft! Order today!"